Toilets Poems...

Not something you would want to start the day with, but this is really interesting. Most of the time it is graffiti or simply expletives spelled out in various languages that you will find behind those doors.

Here goes..
"Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger."

"Here I sit, Broken hearted, Tried to shit, But only farted!"

"You're lucky, You had your chance, I tried to fart, And shit my pants!"

"I came here, To shit and stink, But all I do, Is sit and think."

"Some come here to sit and think, Some come here to shit and stink, But I come here to scratch my balls, And read the bullshit on the walls...."

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in the toilets. But there are also people who come in for a different purpose. Nowadays, toilets walls also double as an advertisement space.

Some of the advertisement reads..
"If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you." - SCDF

"We aim to please! You aim too! Please." - MEWR